Nose

Sunday, May 15, 2005

I went to the doctor the other day. I had been nursing a bad cough and a sore throat for a while, and finally went to a specialist.

He examined me and said "Geez! Your throat looks like it was hacked up! Nasty" and I'm all like "Oh... no wonder it HURTS!". Then he put this weird camera thing in my throat and pointed to a monitor and said "Look at your throat! See! It's all red...now look at the inside of your ear! It's all red too! See! The infection spread! Nasty!!!!” And I'm all like, sheeshh... there is a reason God didn't give us the ability to look inside our bodies... GROSSSSS!!!

Anyways, I'm taking medication now, so I'm feeling better. While he was examining me, he asked me if I had ever hurt my nose or had ever given it a really hard whack, and I'm all like "Um, noooo... why?” And he said "Well, it seems to be crooked or bent". And I'm like "What?!?!?!” He said that if infections persist, it could be because of that. Geez. I paid no attention to this and just thought "Is he saying my nose looks crooked?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” After staring at myself in the mirror (for several hours) I've concluded that my nose is fine, and any trouble is only on the inside and will only cause nasty infections, so I'm ok. Whew!

Still, I wonder how much a nose job runs for these days?....

2 Comments:

  • At May 16, 2005 8:36 AM, Blogger SJES said…

    I think the doctor was making a move on to you...didn't he?

     
  • At May 16, 2005 10:16 AM, Blogger DramaKing said…

    You know, he wasn't really that bad looking... who knows, maybe like 30 yrs ago I would have made a move. NOT today, though, haha.

    -Germy

     

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