Top Ten Talentless Hacks

Monday, December 05, 2005

Ok, here's the GermyList of the most untalented famous people around... feel free to add to this list if you have any unfavorites of your own...

  1. Lindsay Lohan. This girl never really seemed like a very good actress and could not sing even if her life depended on it. Yuck. Talk about over over-exposed.

  2. Paris Hilton. Since when has being a rich slut made you instantly famous? This girl's "fame" boggles the mind. She's not even that pretty. And she even supposedly has an album coming out (yeah, that's original). Yikes. Why????

  3. Hillary Duff. Another mediocre actress that falls into the "could-not-sing-even-to-save-herself" category. Watch out, Lindsay. Well, not really.

  4. Josh Hartnett. Ok, he's cute. But that's about it. He is a bland and insipid actor and, seriously, he's not even that handsome. His fame mystifies me. I'm still waiting for his album, tho.

  5. Ashlee Simpson. Ok, not as pretty as her sister. Boobs are not as big as her sister's. Does not have a drop-dead gorgeous husband (future ex-husband?!?!) liker her sister. And she actually sings worse than her sister. Yikes! And, now this is the really sad part, she had to lip-sync her own bad vocals. COME ON!

  6. Robbie Williams. Ok, he's ugly. He can't sing. He can't act. Yes, he has charm and all... but since when does that immediately qualify you to be a star?!?! Don't you need some talent? Apparently not. Some people are actually surprised as to why he didn't achieve the same level of success as Geroge Michael in the USA... well, how about "George Michael was BETTER LOOKING and could actually SING!". 'Nuff said.

  7. Daniel Radcliffe (a.k.a. Harry Potthead Potter). Yeah, he looks a whole bunch like the main character of that ├╝ber-best-selling book series. Big deal! So do like 10 million other English kids. This boy has a very limited acting range. I mean he can't even handle movies made from children's books! Geez!

  8. Nicole Richie. Yeah, her dad is famous. So what?!?! Apparently, talent sometimes skips a generation. She's more famous for being Paris Hilton's best friend (former best-friend? ex-friend??? sworn enemy?!?! Who cares!!!) than for anything else. She's supposedly going to star in a sitcom soon. I shudder at the thought.

  9. Tara Reid. Ok, I'm not even sure why she's famous. I mean she made the American Pie movies and that sort of made her "known". Sort of. Then she dated Carson Daly and called off their wedding. That sort of made her a little more "known". Then she made a reputation of getting drunk a lot. Oh, and baring her boob for the entire world also helped. Ok. now I know why she's famous. Next...

  10. At least 75% of all Mexican pop music singers/acts. They are all either sons and daughters of famous people (i.e. talent skips a generation or was never there to begin with) or they are former TV soap opera stars. Either way, they all suck. Big time.


Who's not on the list and why:

  • JLo. Yes, she can't sing at all and her acting is pretty awful, but I think she's a very talented performer (i.e. a great dancer). If you ever check out her live concert from Puerto Rico, you'll know what I mean.

  • Britney Spears. Yeah, justlike JLo, can't sing a note, but also a very talented dancer.

  • Jessica Simpson. Ok, she can't dance at all, but I really liked her rendition of Robbie Williams' "Angels", so that alone saved her from the list.

3 Comments:

  • At December 06, 2005 11:26 PM, Blogger psesito said…

    Ok! You need to put the 'comments' link AFTER the post, if you want, display it twice, but not only at the top.

    Also, change this form to leave a comment to the right side of the screen; or move all the targets of the links (as show the message) to the right side.

    I think I found a talentless UI guru here and btw, Robbie Williams has a couple of very good songs.

     
  • At December 07, 2005 10:59 AM, Blogger DramaKing said…

    Ouch! Testy, testy... haha. Germy always likes passionate responses, so this is always good.

    And, yeah, Robbie has a few good tunes ("Rock DJ" comes to mind), but let's face it, if they had been sung by anybody else, they would have been just as good songs. So we have the songwriter to credit, not Robbie himself. We can only credit him by hiring the right people, haha. Not really a remarkable talent, rather a necessity.

     
  • At August 08, 2006 6:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hmm odd.. you might want to go and research abit more befoer you start posting shit. He writes his own songs ! And if you seriously think he can't sing, you blantently have no ear for music.

     

Post a Comment

<< Home